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When I was dating a nurse, she used to say that last place she’d want to be when sick was in the hospital.
Classes do set you up for undertanding things like “the hat is on the table,” but it can be hard to extrapolate.
Ha! I’ve had this happen more than once, where I feel like I finally am beginning to understand something, then realize those around me have been coddling me.
While staying with a friend, I tried turning on the heat in the dark, and the heat was hot radiator heat from a heat-on-demand hot water heater (I do love those things). Anyhow, flood did happen. But boy was the floor clean afterwards.