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True, assuming you are not in a play, I’d say that your best chance of drinking poison is if you poured it yourself.
On a side note, have you suffered depression in your life? Of course you have, or else you wouldn’t be reading Bruno. ;-) Over at “Hyperbole and a Half” Allie wrote an illustrated blog post which sums up the experience very very well, in case you’ve EVER had difficulty explaining it to happy people.
Sometimes when I’m talking in a droll fashion, some kids will think it’s hilarious. I am always confused by this.
If Bruno seemed my only friend and role-model, I might be concerned too. But she’s still a good ‘un.