True, assuming you are not in a play, I’d say that your best chance of drinking poison is if you poured it yourself.

On a side note, have you suffered depression in your life? Of course you have, or else you wouldn’t be reading Bruno. ;-) Over at “Hyperbole and a Half” Allie wrote an illustrated blog post which sums up the experience very very well, in case you’ve EVER had difficulty explaining it to happy people.